Bristow: Hickford

Possibly the slimiest groveller in C-Ps (and that's saying something), Hickford has two distinct roles. He is first introduced to us as a functionary of the Sports and Social Club, following the weekly wage packets round the building with his inevitable subscription. Not long after we learn that he is the editor of the House Journal (of which more below). His relationship with Bristow is beautifully summed up in Bristow (1966)

This strip was published in Bristow (1966). It was not published in the Evening Standard (although the wastepaper basket motif recurs frequently.

and developed in strip 2190

Strip 2190 was published in the Evening Standard in February 1968 and in Bristow (1970).

Hickford fancies himself as an editor. He is gloomy when a national newspaper closes "Its always sad to see the end of a rival". Most of the staff ignore the journal. Bristow delights in pouring scorn on it and in poking fun at Hickford’s pretensions. Alone amongst the staff he looks forward to receiving the journal so that he can irritate Hickford by dropping it directly into his "Out" tray, or folding it in a useful shape (such as a sun-hat during a heat wave) - and it has a side benefit in that the shiny paper makes excellent paper aeroplanes.

Undaunted by criticism Hickford carries on. He does this thankless task for one reason - to curry favour with the directors through shameless flattery in the hope of promotion. And the strategy pays off at least once when his "Personal tribute to Sir Reginald Chester-Perry" is published at exactly the same time as he is promoted, over the head of "old" Chinnery, apparently. Jones and Bristow discover this just after Bristow has ripped up the House Journal on hearing that Hickford was laying down his editorship, and he has to reach hastily for the sellotape as he learns Hickford's new status. The article itself does not impress - strip 2519

Strip 2519 was published in the Evening Standard in April 1969 and in Bristow (1970) and Bristow's Guide to Living.

Hickford claims that he is being replaced as editor by Mr Bard but he continues in this thankless post for many a long decade more. His promotion makes no difference to his work for the Sports and Social Club or Bristow's opinion of him. But with a result like that, no wonder that Hickford is content to walk round the building, dishing out the latest edition whilst eagerly awaiting comments and shows a remarkable fortitude in the face of the bitterest sarcasm. This is a typical example: -

Hickford to Bristow: What do you think about the current edition?
Bristow : Rubbish.
Hickford: Win some, lose some
he moves to next desk and asks again
Jones : Pathetic
Hickford: Some you win, some you lose
he moves on and asks again
Dimkins : Puerile nonsense
Hickford: Win a few, lose a few
he moves on and asks again
Atkins: Tripe
Hickford: Can't win 'em all
etc, etc.
strip 4831, published in the Evening Standard in February 1977

Of course it is Hickford who must organise the dreaded Sports and Social Club Annual Christmas Dinner & Dance, strip 3031z

This strip was published in Bristow (1972). It was not published in the Evening Standard due to a strike.. This scan is from the Sydney Morning Herald February 1971.

and other events during the year. As ever, his efforts do not impress Bristow strip 4490

Strip 4490 was published in the Evening Standard in October 1975 and in Living Death in the Buying Department. This scan is from the Melbourne Age November 1975.

The worlds of House Journal and Dinner & Dance collide painfully when the Journal publishes the photo of the daring bread-roll thrower who disrupted proceedings in 1969. The case is taken up the firm's amateur sleuth Mr. Tracer who bases his investigation on the evidence in strip 2773

Strip 2773 was published in the Evening Standard in February 1970 . This scan is from the Sydney Morning Herald April 1970

In April 2001 Hickford's home life comes under the spotlight. His wife forces him to choose between continuing as editor of the House Journal and continuing with his marriage. There is no contest. His marriage disintegrates and Hickford carries on editing. This sequence, published only on Frank Dicken's website, is rather sad. But it is soon forgotten as Bristow continues to deride each "bumper" issue (although he seems quite taken with the youth-orientated features on skateboarding and gangsta rap in October 2003).

strip 5444

Strip 5444 (strip number is provisional) was published in the Evening Standard in July 1979 (probably) and in The Penguin Bristow . This scan is from the Glasgow Evening Times July 1979

The Chester-Perry House Journal is the one magazine that all the clerks read. Except for Bristow who usually dumps his straight into the waste paper basket, once he has ripped out some pages for model aeroplanes and blacked in the eyes and teeth on photos of Sir Reginald.

The House Journal appears quarterly and mainly carries grovelling articles about Sir Reginald or anodyne space-filling material such as how to look after your window box. It is clearly supported by Management since Hickford, the editor, is often able to indulge his whims such as printing on high quality paper. And clearly, important articles on how to make mince pies or decorate Easter bonnets do not come cheap. On the other hand, not a lot of thought seems to have gone into the special report on the 10 Best-Dressed men in C-Ps (no.1 - Sir Reginald, no. 2 - Robin Chester-Perry, etc)

The House journal is popular with the tramps in the park, who value the warmth of its pages when spread over them at night, and it reaches a cult status when it publishes pictures of the Lady Chief Buyer (aka Barbidoll).

It even has its festive uses - strip 10601

Strip 10601 was published in the Evening Standard in December 1999.

Surprisingly, there was a time when Bristow was keen to write for the Journal. He himself withdrew the Lords of the Manor story from publication, fearing reprisals. Later on he was happy to submit searing denunciations of management, only to find that they were not exactly what Hickford had in mind strip 3793

Strip 3793 was published in the Evening Standard in May 1973 and in Bristow Extra. This scan is from the Melbourne Age June 1973

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	strip 4076 Strip 4076 was published in the Evening Standard in April 1974. This scan is from the Melbourne Age May 1974 Mr. Hickford awaits the views of his public Possibly the slimiest groveller in C-Ps (and that's saying something), Hickford has two distinct roles. He is first introduced to us as a functionary of the Sports and Social Club, following the weekly wage packets round the building with his inevitable subscription. Not long after we learn that he is the editor of the House Journal (of which more below). His relationship with Bristow is beautifully summed up in Bristow (1966) This strip was published in Bristow (1966). It was not published in the Evening Standard (although the wastepaper basket motif recurs frequently. and developed in strip 2190 Strip 2190 was published in the Evening Standard in February 1968 and in Bristow (1970). Hickford fancies himself as an editor. He is gloomy when a national newspaper closes "Its always sad to see the end of a rival". Most of the staff ignore the journal. Bristow delights in pouring scorn on it and in poking fun at Hickford’s pretensions. Alone amongst the staff he looks forward to receiving the journal so that he can irritate Hickford by dropping it directly into his "Out" tray, or folding it in a useful shape (such as a sun-hat during a heat wave) - and it has a side benefit in that the shiny paper makes excellent paper aeroplanes. Undaunted by criticism Hickford carries on. He does this thankless task for one reason - to curry favour with the directors through shameless flattery in the hope of promotion. And the strategy pays off at least once when his "Personal tribute to Sir Reginald Chester-Perry" is published at exactly the same time as he is promoted, over the head of "old" Chinnery, apparently. Jones and Bristow discover this just after Bristow has ripped up the House Journal on hearing that Hickford was laying down his editorship, and he has to reach hastily for the sellotape as he learns Hickford's new status. The article itself does not impress - strip 2519 Strip 2519 was published in the Evening Standard in April 1969 and in Bristow (1970) and Bristow's Guide to Living. Hickford claims that he is being replaced as editor by Mr Bard but he continues in this thankless post for many a long decade more. His promotion makes no difference to his work for the Sports and Social Club or Bristow's opinion of him. But with a result like that, no wonder that Hickford is content to walk round the building, dishing out the latest edition whilst eagerly awaiting comments and shows a remarkable fortitude in the face of the bitterest sarcasm. This is a typical example: - Hickford to Bristow: What do you think about the current edition? Bristow : Rubbish. Hickford: Win some, lose some he moves to next desk and asks again Jones : Pathetic Hickford: Some you win, some you lose he moves on and asks again Dimkins : Puerile nonsense Hickford: Win a few, lose a few he moves on and asks again Atkins: Tripe Hickford: Can't win 'em all etc, etc. strip 4831, published in the Evening Standard in February 1977 Hickford is not just editing as part of his job - its is life's work, his vocation. As he unwisely reveals to some disdainful buying clerks in a weak moment in strip 5619 Strip 5619 was published in the Evening Standard in April 1980 Of course it is Hickford who must organise the dreaded Sports and Social Club Annual Christmas Dinner & Dance, strip 3031z This strip was published in Bristow (1972). It was not published in the Evening Standard due to a strike.. This scan is from the Sydney Morning Herald February 1971. and other events during the year. As ever, his efforts do not impress Bristow strip 4490 Strip 4490 was published in the Evening Standard in October 1975 and in Living Death in the Buying Department. This scan is from the Melbourne Age November 1975. The worlds of House Journal and Dinner & Dance collide painfully when the Journal publishes the photo of the daring bread-roll thrower who disrupted proceedings in 1969. The case is taken up the firm's amateur sleuth Mr. Tracer who bases his investigation on the evidence in strip 2773 Strip 2773 was published in the Evening Standard in February 1970 . This scan is from the Sydney Morning Herald April 1970 In April 2001 Hickford's home life comes under the spotlight. His wife forces him to choose between continuing as editor of the House Journal and continuing with his marriage. There is no contest. His marriage disintegrates and Hickford carries on editing. This sequence, published only on Frank Dicken's website, is rather sad. But it is soon forgotten as Bristow continues to deride each "bumper" issue (although he seems quite taken with the youth-orientated features on skateboarding and gangsta rap in October 2003). The House Journal strip 5444 Strip 5444 (strip number is provisional) was published in the Evening Standard in July 1979 (probably) and in The Penguin Bristow . This scan is from the Glasgow Evening Times July 1979 The Chester-Perry House Journal is the one magazine that all the clerks read. Except for Bristow who usually dumps his straight into the waste paper basket, once he has ripped out some pages for model aeroplanes and blacked in the eyes and teeth on photos of Sir Reginald. The House Journal appears quarterly and mainly carries grovelling articles about Sir Reginald or anodyne space-filling material such as how to look after your window box. It is clearly supported by Management since Hickford, the editor, is often able to indulge his whims such as printing on high quality paper. And clearly, important articles on how to make mince pies or decorate Easter bonnets do not come cheap. On the other hand, not a lot of thought seems to have gone into the special report on the 10 Best-Dressed men in C-Ps (no.1 - Sir Reginald, no. 2 - Robin Chester-Perry, etc) The House journal is popular with the tramps in the park, who value the warmth of its pages when spread over them at night, and it reaches a cult status when it publishes pictures of the Lady Chief Buyer (aka Barbidoll). It even has its festive uses - strip 10601 Strip 10601 was published in the Evening Standard in December 1999. Surprisingly, there was a time when Bristow was keen to write for the Journal. He himself withdrew the Lords of the Manor story from publication, fearing reprisals. Later on he was happy to submit searing denunciations of management, only to find that they were not exactly what Hickford had in mind strip 3793 Strip 3793 was published in the Evening Standard in May 1973 and in Bristow Extra. This scan is from the Melbourne Age June 1973 Top